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Old 02-26-2010, 12:12 PM
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Old 02-28-2010, 01:23 PM
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Those seem like they would do more scratching than anything....
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Old 03-01-2010, 09:26 PM
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I had a little spring in my step and couldn’t help but think that I would actually do this on a semi-regular basis if I had a man in my life.
PROTIP FOR WOMEN: We don't like crystallized pussy. If we did, we would just fuck geodes.
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Old 03-02-2010, 02:45 AM
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PROTIP FOR WOMEN: We don't like crystallized pussy. If we did, we would just fuck geodes.
After surviving the laugh/lose thread, I lost it after reading this. Fucking rofl!
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PROTIP FOR WOMEN: We don't like crystallized pussy. If we did, we would just fuck geodes.
Quite possibly the funniest line ever posted that wasn't an insult



Seriously, the last time my face hurt like that was the Volt incident!
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